Have you always dreamed of traveling the globe? Do you have 14 million dollars in the piggy bank just waiting to be splurged? If you answered 'yes' to the above questions, then consider this your lucky day: luxury travel boutique DreamMaker has just announced an ultra-luxe private jet trip around the world that falls within your price tag. To be exact, we're talking a price tag of $13,875,000.

Labeled "Passport to 50", the billionaire's experience will cover 20 cities in 20 days, for you and 49 guests when it launches in August this year. This might sound like a horrible amount of time spent on a plane, but experience designer Gregory Patrick claims that only a surprising 12% of your time will be spent in the air. Even then, every minute of your flight is taken care of: highlights include a charity poker tournament, in-flight yoga sessions, and a fashion show. You will also be attended to by a Master Sommelier, a hypnotherapist, and 50 other "hand-picked professionals."

Not enough luxury for you? The package also comes with a set of 50 18-karat diamond-and-gold swizzle sticks with which to stir your craft cocktails – worth a total of $1 million. Talk about the icing on the cake (or, erm, luxury so extravagant it's totally absurd). 

The other 88% of your trip will take you on the grounds of Koh Samui, Siem Reap, Kathmandu, Agra, Florence, Siena, Cannes, Moulinet, London, Barcelona, Ibiza, Marbella, Marrakech, Havana, Knoxville, Kona, El Nido, and a secret island, before concluding in Manila. Forget Around the World in 80 Days – 20 days is now the new 80.